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Smegma: Doodh Si Safedi, Genitals Pe Aaye

That cheesy, white substance on your genitals is perfectly normal (but it needs to be cleaned out regularly)

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On the left side of this yellow card is a picture of Jackie Shroff's head wearing sunglasses. A text bubble emerges from his mouth. Below him is the image of a broken sandwich (resembling a vagina) with a white substance resembling cheese on top. A pink penis (wrapped like a roll) is to the left of this sandwich with the same white substance on top of it. Above the sandwich and penis is a doodle of a cheese slice and grater. 

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"There's a whitish yellowish cheesy thingy on my genitals. Bhai yeh hai kya?"

Chillax bhidu! Tu marela nahin hai. It's not an STI, it's your aalasipan. It's called Smegma.

Bole toh, dead skin cells + oily secretions that get jamofied around your penis or vagina if you don't wash them regularly

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At the centre of this yellow card are two food items. To the left is a broken sandwich (resembling a vagina) with a white substance resembling cheese on top. To the right is a pink penis (wrapped like a roll) with the same white substance on top of it. The bottom of the card is coloured a lighter yellow with holes and squiggly lines, depicting rotting cheese.

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Your genitals release fluids to keep them lubricated and not itchy. But if you don't wash, then the fluid accumulates, and smegma happens-

(for women) between the labia and the hood of the clitoris

(for men) or near the foreskin - a little more so if you're uncircumcised.

And waqt ke saath, haalat can bigdo...

It becomes a nice bistar for bacteria, bole toh it is smelly.

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At the top left corner of this bright green card is a broken sandwich with a cheese pull between its parts. At the bottom of the card is a drawing of a buff man with a red cape flying. The drawing’s head is that of Jackie Shroff wearing sunglasses. 

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If you let smegma stick around, It can harden and make the foreskin stick to the penis or the hood to the clit - which is dardnak guarantee.

And dard ke aage there is

balanitis irritation, inflammation, and bacterial/fungal Infection. So don't forget to clean beneath the foreskin and around the labia with mild (not super scented!) soap and warm water every time you bathe.

Remember, Dirty Thoughts. Clean nangu parts. A good life.

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