Card 1
Image Description: A dark, stormy cloud covers the region of the pelvis. A pair of legs extend from the cloud. Droplets stream down the legs. So do vines and flowers.
Text on cards:
HOW INDIA SAYS "I'M WET"
1) We talk about the rains
SAAWAN AAYA HAI
'Monsoon Has Arrived' (Hindi)
MATI NOROM
'The Earth is Soft' (Bengali)
NEECHE KA MAUSAM SUHANA HAI
'The Weather Downstairs is Lovely' (Hindi)
Card 2
Image Description : A cross-section of a pomegranate covers the pelvic region. A pair of legs extend from the cloud. Juicy red seeds are visible, and some seeds pop out in all directions.
Text on cards:
HOW INDIA SAYS "I'M WET"
2) We talk about juicy fruits
DALIMBA TACHKAN PHUTLA
i.e. 'Pomegranate Exploded' (Marathi)
Card 3
Image Description : A red water balloon bursts from the pelvic region. A pair of legs extend from the cloud.
Text on cards:
HOW INDIA SAYS "I'M WET" 3) We talk about explosions
BHIJE GECHHI
'I Am Drenched' (Bengali)
PAANI PHUT GAYA
'Water Has Burst' (Hindi)
Card 4
Image Description: A rooster covers the pelvic region. A pair of legs extend from either side of the rooster, and a sun dawns behind them.
Text on cards:
HOW INDIA SAYS "I'M HARD"
1) We talk about fireworks
POOKUTTI KAMBI
'Extra Extra Hard and leaking pre-cum', 'Pookutti" is a bottlerocket firecracker
(Malayalam)
Card 5
Image Description: A rocket firecracker covers the pelvic region. A pair of legs extend from either side. Sparks fly from the firecracker.
Text on cards:
HOW INDIA SAYS "I'M HARD"
2) We talk about waking up
JEGE UTHECHHE
'It's awake' (Bengali)
(It being the penis)
BABURAO JAAG GAYA
'My penis has woken up' (Hindi) (Baburao is a nickname for penis)
UTHLAY TAATHARLAY
'It has gotten up and gotten stiff' (Marathi)
Card 6
Image Description: A water gun/pichkaari covers the pelvic region, squirting water droplets. A pair of legs extend from either side.
Text on cards:
HOW INDIA SAYS "I'M HARD"
3) We talk about being full to the brim
TUMBLAY
(Meaning 'Choked', used when men haven't ejaculated for a long time) (Marathi)
PICHKARI BHARI HUI HAI
'My water gun is full' (Hindi)
Card 7
Image Description: A pair of legs extend from the bottom of the card, with the pelvic region not visible. There is a question mark between the legs.
Text on cards:
HOW DO YOU SAY
I'm hard?
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