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No Privacy With Disability? Here Are Some Hacks

This Sunday Sex-ed we bring masturbation privacy hacks: Disability Edition

The card features two images. The first is the illustration of a bottle, on which is written "desi nuske." The other is of a door handle, from which a "do not disturb," tag is hanging. The tag has an image of a stick figure (with a penis) in a wheelchair, masturbating. The card has the following text:

People With Disabilities Tell Us Their #MasturbationPrivacyHacks!

The card features the illustration of a door handle from which a "do not disturb," tag is hanging. "Zoom meeting in progress," followed by a winky face emoticon, is written on the  tag, below the "do not disturb." The card has the following text:

Daya Darwaza Band Karo - Asking for Privacy

1. Close the door of your room or head to the bathroom if you feel comfortable there

2. If your disability prevents you from locking your own room door, you could ask for someone to shut your door for an hour. (Maybe do this regularly, so no questions are asked.)

The card features two images. One is an illustration of a crescent moon, winking, and giving a thumbs up.  The second image is of three people sleeping on a bed, side by side. The people on the two ends of the bed are fast asleep. The person in the middle is awake and has a naughty expression on their face. The card has the following text:  

Raat ke humsafar - When to Masturbate

3. If that is not an option, wait for everyone to fall asleep or step out of the house. 

4. Masturbate in bed, at night before sleeping. Lay on your stomach or on the side.

The card features two images. One is an illustration of a flaming matchstick with a horny expression. The second is an illustration of a human figure who is listening to something on their headphones. They are imagining being licked by someone and seem to be turned on. There is an expression of pleasure on their face. The card has the following text:  

Dimaag ki Batti Jala Do - Fueling your Fantasies

5. Fantasise to turn you on. 

Yes! Braingasms (aka orgams via the mind fantasising are a thing!) 

Listen to erotic audio, watch steamy things, read erotic stories. Chup chup ke.

The card features an illustration of a figure lying in bed. In both hands they are holding special long handed dildos. Inside a drawer that is open on their bedside, there is a rabbit vibrator as well. The card has the following text:  

Saathi Haath Badhao – tools to help you 

6. There are special long handles sex toys that one can use (under the bedsheet).

7. Keep your toys and tools near by when masturbating, so you don’t have to constantly get out of bed.

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