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Jo Hukum Vibrator

A sex toy that gives you what you really want from sex! Your personal genie that licks, sucks, strokes, bites, penetrates - anywhere you wish!

Mr India Mode:

Invisible & Silent 100% privacy from nosy relatives!

Ji Huzoor Mode:

Learns what you like. Extended foreplay?

Aftercare?

Dirty talk?

All of your manmarziyaan satisfied!

Mann Dolly re Dolly Mode:

Blows up into a doll to give you cuddles galore!

Mr. Hot Secretary Mode:

Schedules STD checks, reminds you to use condoms, & even to get your HPV vaccine!