So, do you keep hearing that old ekdum boring funda: women don’t really masturbate, yaar? Girls who masturbate are dirty girls. Others just like to cuddle. Women want intimacy, vaghera vaghera.
All of women’s sexuality is cloaked in a pink cloud of sweet vagueness. But it’s not like women really care beyond a point. They’re masturbating (you can check out their masturbation poetry here, or see what they said in our masturbation survey) and they are singing out loud about it. So here’s a playlist to make you go mmm.
1. Lizzo – Scuze me
This has to be the ultimate song to self-love. It’s somehow steamy and nonchalant at the same time, matlab ke cool and hot at once. And this I’m-in-no-hurry-so-excuse me while I feel myself video will make you feel you’ve found a new religion. Enjoy ;)
2. Macy Gray – B.O.B.
Some girls use what nature gave them, some girls prefer a Prince Charming that’s not on a white horse so much as packing some useful horse-power. Macy Gray’s ode to the love-toy is cute and cuddly and zingy and it’s hard not to fall a little in love with the idea of a battery-operated boyfriend, who is always close by and always on. Every girl should have one. Listen to Macy enumerate all his good points.
3. Nicki Minaj featuring Beyoncé – Feeling Myself
Beyoncé and Nicky Minaj in a song about feeling themselves – what’s not to want to hear? These Chanel bags might be a bad habit, says Nicki, but back off while she jacks off – because that’s certainly not one. On the day that the song was released there were 20,000 tweets with the hashtag #feelingmyself – we hope at least half of them really did.
4. Tori Amos - Icicle
Tori Amos’ masturbation song Icicle starts in a slow, trembling, lingering way, perhaps the way it all starts sometimes. Making lots of references to the good book and religion but linking it to self pleasure through the track – she sings - when they say take of his body, I think ill take from mine instead. If you feel like you are reading too much into the track, the chorus comes in telling you exactly what she’s upto – getting off getting off.
5. I Touch Myself - Divinyls
Do you have this wanting to touch yourself feeling when you think of a certain someone? You know that ongoing masturbation fantasy story you have that runs into episodes, that’s what this song is about. And there’s a deeper truth in the idea
I love myself
I want you to love me
6. Raaton Ko Chori Chori – Asha Bhosle/ OP Nayyar
There is always one person who will say something about how queerness/sex/chowmein/masturbation is a western import. Well sorry, no, coz Indian ladies in this song also seem to be headed down Masturbation Way and feeling it intensely. This beautiful song has all the lonesome intensity of self-service in love, the moon symbolizing love, and the love-type feelings you want to assuage as you think of sex-love. It’s a romantic song featuring masturbation, aur kya chahiye?
Tune in to the playlist of all of Agents Of Ishq's Sexy Saturday Songs here.