Agents! This year as always, you did the annual AOI Masturbation Shayari contest proud with your funny, saucy, naughty, tender, mazedar love poems to self-love.
There are three prize winners but because ishq can never be limited, here are the winners as well as 13 other poems we would have given prizes to if we were Oprah!
(But meanwhile the lucky winners get prizes from our partners www.naughtyme.in )THE FIRST PRIZE WENT TO -
And a special thank you to Meera Pillai for translating the above poem! THE SECOND PRIZE WENT TO -
Our third prize goes to -
TWO SPECIAL MENTIONS FOLLOW BECAUSE KYA KAREIN, ISHQ CONTROL NAHIN HOTA!
HERE ARE THE REST OF THE MAZEDAAR SHAYARI AND POEMS FROM ALL OUR AGENTS! 
