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Real Life Confessions: The Break-up Behaviour I Wanted Versus What I Actually Did

From giving comfort to their partner to calling them 100 times, agents share what they did when relationships went south!

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How I wish I had behaved when I was dumped

Vs

What I actually did

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I wish: I had taken the time to find myself or something.

What I actually did: I went on Bumble and got my heart broken by yet another toxic man/situationship.

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I wish: I had not called him a hundred times and let the situation calm down.

What I actually did: I called him a hundred times and did not let the situation calm down.

Alt Text: A page torn in half. An illustration on a crying person is in the middle, and they are bent slightly towards the right. On the left half, on the background, are two human figures, with their arms open, and one of them is saying, "hug?". On the right half is an illustration of a mobile phone screen, showing a YouTube video of ASMR Big Sister Comforts You After Breaking Up Roleplay. The mobile screen has been shown to have hands, and one of the hands is comforting the crying person by patting their head.

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I wish: I had cried to my friends about it on call.

What I really did: Listened to “ASMR Big Sister Comforts You After Breaking Up Roleplay”.

Alt Text: A page torn in half. On the left half is a pair of hands holding up a scoreboard that reads, "You:1; Ex:0". Above the scoreboard are the words: You blocked Ex. On the right half is a pair of hands holding up a scoreboard that reads, "Ex:1; You:0". Above the scoreboard are the words: Ex blocked you.

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I wish: I had blocked them first.

What I actually did: I got blocked after a few months, when I told them that I had a new partner (they were also dating though??).

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A page torn in half. On the left half is the illustration of an angry person holding up their middle finger, and screaming "Fuck off." On the right half is an illustration of a pair of hands holding a letter with the words, "From your lovely, well-meaning not at all bitter ex."

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I wish: I had told them to fuck off.

What I actually did: I wished them happiness and good luck for the future.

Alt Text: A page torn in half. On the left half is an illustration of a person lying down and crying on a therapist's couch. The right side has a person pretending to be their therapist. They have a broken heart, and are writing notes in a notebook labelled, "My Exes trauma."

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I wish: I had asked my partner to visit a therapist and had kept no contact.

What I actually did: Ended up comforting them (being their therapist) for days (“because they felt bad”) even though I was the one who got dumped.

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A page torn in half. The left half has an image of a person with a clown face, abusing someone on the phone, saying"kutte, keede padenge tere par." The right half has a person with a clown face crying.

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I wish: I called them a bitch and yelled at them.

What I actually did: Cry. LMAO.

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A page torn in half. The left half has an illustration of a mobile phone thrown into the dustbin. The right half has an illustration of two mobile phones kissing. The screen of one of the mobiles shows the message, "On my way right now," followed by a wink emoji.

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I wish: I had thrown my phone away after the breakup.

What I actually did: I ended up texting them, showing up at their PG at 9 pm, past curfew time, staying over at theirs for three days and hooking up till they finally left the city for mid-term break.

Alt Text: A page torn in half. In the middle is an illustration of a person showing off a painting they made. They are saying , "This is my piece called rock bottom." In front of them are a few people taking photos and bidding on the artwork.

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I wish - I had capitalised on my heartbreak by making and selling my art. 

What I actually did: Just made art.

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