Text on card reads:

Hickey mil gaya in the heat of passion?

Here's how to choomantar (or chupaofy) it:

Gently massage the spot in circular motions. Use finger or cooking whisk. Quickly use a cold compress for 10 mins. Give a break of 10 mins and do again.

Other nuskhas:

Put a Band-aid.

Apply concealer and some foundation. Blend, blend, blend.

Cover it with your hair.

Pull up the collar, wear a high-neck top.

Wrap a scarf around it!