Agents of Ishq

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Text on the card reads:

Anal sex mein potty ka fikar not,

Jab kare saaf safai thoda bohot!

Swipe for some saaf safai tips to prep for anal sex.

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Text on the card reads:

What if I feel like pooping?

This is normal.

If you are planning on doing anal, eat healthy and fibrous foods, so that your bowels are emptied fully.

Drink lots of water.

You know best what gets your bowel movements going!

Doctor’s tip: Poop 3-4 hours prior, and you should be good to go!

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How to clean your anus?

You can douche! Matlab, pumping water into the anus to clean the area. Douching can take between 10-30 mins. Douche kits come in many shapes and sizes, and are available online or in medical stores.

Fill this bulb with warm water, and squeeze to release the water

Put this nozzle into your butt, flooding it with water and cleansing out the area

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Butt...do I really need to douche?

Some like to do a full water-based enema before anal, but that is not always necessary.

Most toys/fingers/penises are not long enough to enter to the point where floodgates open!

I only do it when prepping for a special night with bhari bharkam kinky plans!

Douching takes out the added fear of pooping for me so along with hygiene, it also helps me feel safer and less vulnerable in bed.

BTW: Many prefer not to douche and instead, tell their partner if it's a good day (bowel or stomach wise) to take it in the ass.

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6 steps for highly effective douching

1) Take lukewarm water. Add salt, one tsp salt for two cups of water. Put in your douche.

3) Squeeze the bulb while relaxing your rectum for 3-7 seconds. Feel the water slowly fill you up.

2) Sit on the pot: Relax and take deep breaths. Lube the tip of the nozzle and gently slide it inside your anus.

4) Hold the water in for a few moments. Take a few breaths.

5) Release water while seated. Repeat until water runs clear.

6) Wash your douche well and shower!

You may need to release remaining water 30 mins later. So keep time for that ;)

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Text on the card reads:

Thoda Khayaal Rakhna...

If too much water is pumped inside too quickly, Or, if you don't allow enough time for the water to release, water could get trapped in the anal tract.

Result? Cramping, ya release of paani during sex.

If you feel cramps while douching, it means there's more water to flush out. Press on your abdomen to try to hurry things along.

Frequent deep cleans can stress your body. Don't douche more than once in a week.

Keep the douche very clean. If hygiene is compromised, chances of infection are high.

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How to clean if I don't want to douche?

When showering, coat finger with soap, lather it up and slide the finger between butt cheeks to wash outside and around the anus.

For cleaning up inside, insert finger 1-2 inches up the butt and use water, not soap.

Some like to shave/trim and keep the area dry. Aap rakhein pasand anusar.

Post play saaf safai: Wash and disinfect hands, penis and mouth before using them anywhere else (even kissing your partner).

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Can I eat before doing anal sex?

After pooping, some prefer not to eat anything else until playtime, just in case the paused digestive system, galti se mistakenly, decides to restart. Butt, don't starve!

Eat if the wait is too long. Feeling bloated/ gassy/acidic won't help either!

If you're still anxious about the mess, towel bichhake begin the fun! Cleaning up afterwards is anyway part of all sex.